It Will be a Girl (Plus Poll Results)

Thanks to unholy technology, I am pleased to announce that we have peeked through the great veil and have seen that the Forthcoming Weasel Offspring will contain two X chromosomes.

Now, many movies, video games, and comic books may seem to imply (by exclusion) that all evil geniuses are boys. I hope that, in a surprisingly short period of time, we will be able to prove that misconception wrong. So, please do look for her threat of doomsday device detonation in the very near future.

Speaking of hijacked democracy, the manual recount of the Name the Forthcoming Weasel Offspring poll results are in and I am pleased to announce that, in the digital domain, she will henceforth be referred to as the Weasel Meme. Taking the manual recount results into account, Weasel Meme received the highest number of votes (563,553) beating the second place finisher, Harbringer of Insomnia (10 votes) soundly. Special congratulations to sprezzatura for suggesting the winning entry. Your cogent writing and keen insight, I'm sure, will be a welcome addition to this blog for years to come.


Weasel Meme waves hello!

You May Now Vote

The Name the little weasel poll is now open.

Please bear in mind:
a.) The poll is only to choose the blog pseudonym for the forthcoming kid, not to select its actual real-life name.
b.) The Sarcastic Weasel has already narrowed the field to winnow out any suggestions that are overly biologically graphic (i.e. yucky and not fun to type).
c.) The Sarcastic Weasel reserves the right to hold a super-selective manual recount (using his own rules) of votes from areas more likely to vote for his favorite results. No court (whether Supreme or lacking tomatoes and sour cream) will be allowed to intervene.
d.) Cook County election rules apply regarding number of times you may vote. If you can game the system, vote all you want.
e.) Anyone confused by the butterfly ballot format, is way more confused than they think.
f.) Vote for more than one option if it pleases you. Voting for all of them is nice too, but somewhat defeats the purpose of voting (just like selective recounts).
g.) Any rules not spelled out in advance will be made up by me when they become necessary.

Help Name the Official Kid of the Sarcastic Weasel

...not in reality, but for the blog.

As "Official Kid of the Sarcastic Weasel" is a pain to type a lot, I need something shorter to refer to him/her/it in posts and comments in the future. And with good fortune, there will be many future opportunities to post comments, as child fabrication progresses.

Submit your ideas in the comments section of this post. Submit as many time as you wish. The Sarcastic Weasel reserves the right to counter-suggest potential names for people posting particularly unflattering suggestions.

The suggestions that I like will be rounded up into a poll for voting so that, at a leter date, I can ignore the votes and pick the one I like best (it's kind of like democracy!).

Ready... and... GO!