Neil Gaiman Pimps Coraline

Those who know me should know I'm stoked. I almost wet myself when I first saw the Corpse Bride trailer (sadly, the trailer was better than the actual movie).


Though, I'm less stoked that I'll probably have to wait a while to see it since I'm going away for a while on Saturday.


UPDATE: The title of this post, "Neil Gaiman Pimps Coraline", is meant to imply that Neil Gaiman is pimping Coraline, the movie (for profit), not Coraline, the fictional little girl (for profit). So don't even start... jerks.

This is Why I Stick to Inland Lakes

Guest Post (Sort of)

The Sarcastic Weasel is somewhere deeper than neck deep in research commitments that are behind schedule or on their way to being behind schedule. Hence, he is avoiding unproductive and optional activities such as sleeping, eating, breathing, and blogging.

To tide you until I reengage in some of the aforementioned activities, here is a video suggestion from bunny aficionado and Official Sister of the Sarcastic Weasel, Jen.

Many lessons are apparent from this video. First, bunnies are evil, but the need some help from headless Donald Trump figures and silent headless ladies with abundant cleavage. Second, internet videos are not required to make sense. Third, bunnies are really evil. Fourth, I think that the Official Sister of the Sarcastic Weasel is paying me back for making her watch The Maxx, in all its MTV-ized, existential, affected, low-budget weirdness.

I'm sure other lessons will become apparent to you as you watch this video again and again while waiting for my triumphant return to the internets. feel free to comment on what you learned in to appropriate message boardy forum that might be attached to the end of this post.

Feedback

Got some grumbly feedback on the blog this weekend regarding the large number of video posts. They don't appear to be super popular, at least not in high numbers.

I do understand and do wish to cater to my beloved readers so, from me to you...





I see I'm still great at dealing with criticism!

Peter Schiff is Not Making Me Feel Happy

Thanks to Andrew Sullivan's blog, we can see what Peter Schiff is telling us now. It appears that it will soon be time to trade our dollars for gold. Gold? What is this, a Heinlein novel? The guy's been dead-on until now though.



The Sarcastic Weasel plans to weather this financial storm by converting his dollar assets into baby furniture... and clothings... and toys... and diapers (though those tend to lose their value very rapidly if used)...

More WW Inspired Madness

At the risk of another I-told-you-so from Ish (regarding the high value of Will Wilkinson's blog), I'm posting this, because it really must be shared far and wide. So share it on your blog too, and give credit where credit is due.


In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Geeking

ATHF: Dumber Dolls

I know. I know. It's dumb, it's asinine, it's unpleasant to look at. But Christ, this one kills me... every time.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Dumber Dolls | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Without looking it up, who's the voice of Happytime Harry?

Way Too Much Wind Related Fun

I feel so happy...

This really speaks for itself.



Awesomeness made flesh.

Old Video Finds a Stable Home

I've been meaning to blog this for... well, forever, but due to copyright issues, etc., an embeddable home hasn't existed.

Until now.

Enjoy.

Nerdcore Rising

Well, here's a topic that definitely needed an indy documentary.

Tailer:


Another crappy video:

(Disclosure: The Sarcastic Weasel's MP3 sports the Front-filled dub... but you knew that.)

Earworms Ahoy!

Consider visiting the original source for better resolution and looping madness.

Number 1:

Number 2:


Definition of earworm.

Sometimes the Interweb Doesn't Suck

Terrible but Yet Aweful at the Same Time

When I was 17, it was a very good Kirk.

Exclusive footage proving that Shatner will indeed be in the next Star Trek film!

Brad Neely Videos

These are not tasteful.
These are not sophisticated (well, maybe a little).
These should not be played for children nor coworkers.

But they must be played.
More Brad Neely is at SuperDelux.com

Washington


Late Date


Bible History #1 (Surprisingly accurate)

The Truth Revealed

This totally happens: