Friday, November 14, 2008

It Will be a Girl (Plus Poll Results)

Thanks to unholy technology, I am pleased to announce that we have peeked through the great veil and have seen that the Forthcoming Weasel Offspring will contain two X chromosomes.

Now, many movies, video games, and comic books may seem to imply (by exclusion) that all evil geniuses are boys. I hope that, in a surprisingly short period of time, we will be able to prove that misconception wrong. So, please do look for her threat of doomsday device detonation in the very near future.

Speaking of hijacked democracy, the manual recount of the Name the Forthcoming Weasel Offspring poll results are in and I am pleased to announce that, in the digital domain, she will henceforth be referred to as the Weasel Meme. Taking the manual recount results into account, Weasel Meme received the highest number of votes (563,553) beating the second place finisher, Harbringer of Insomnia (10 votes) soundly. Special congratulations to sprezzatura for suggesting the winning entry. Your cogent writing and keen insight, I'm sure, will be a welcome addition to this blog for years to come.

Weasel Meme waves hello!

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