Strange Autos

Since Moving to the People's Republic of Rich Yuppies, I have seen things that are markedly different from my formative rural experience. The most striking is the number of exotic autos that regularly pass me on the freeways. I've had several first-time-ever (and sometimes second) on-road sightings of various high-end driving machines such as Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini. Needless to say, more moderate, less flamboyantly wasteful people conserve their money for worthwhile endeavors like charity and environmental sustainability, selflessly limiting themselves to more practical and humble cars... like Porsche, Lexus, or BMW.

But today I saw something on the freeway that I just wasn't prepared for...