Friday, September 5, 2008

Help Name the Official Kid of the Sarcastic Weasel

...not in reality, but for the blog.

As "Official Kid of the Sarcastic Weasel" is a pain to type a lot, I need something shorter to refer to him/her/it in posts and comments in the future. And with good fortune, there will be many future opportunities to post comments, as child fabrication progresses.

Submit your ideas in the comments section of this post. Submit as many time as you wish. The Sarcastic Weasel reserves the right to counter-suggest potential names for people posting particularly unflattering suggestions.

The suggestions that I like will be rounded up into a poll for voting so that, at a leter date, I can ignore the votes and pick the one I like best (it's kind of like democracy!).

Ready... and... GO!


ish said...


Description: A small, weasel-like mammal

Vocalization: Generally not vocal. Grunts, hisses, chatters, whines

Other Info.: They are diurnal, often active both day and night. They are capable climbers and swimmers. They often investigate all the crevices and holes when moving about, looking for prey.

Alternately OCOSW (How cyber!).

Metaphorical or reductive seem like the obvious choices here.

BTW I'm still working on Aaron to get movies of the more "fun" moments of parenting a 2 year-old to send as taunting.

DC said...


Pronounced "toko-chew".

Unknown said...



FLiP (Future Libertarian President)

Agent of Change

Hiro Protaganist

Amanda said...

I was trying to find something the other day involving anime or kamaitachi (see- but I ran out of my alloted "fun" computer time. Sad.

DC said...

I'll also add:

Darth Diaper (Dark lord of Sith... or something close to that)