Lions Fail to Measure Up

This tape measure has been hanging around in the lab longer than I have been, which is impressive since the I've been with the group nearly as long as we have had this space.

(Wait. What, really? Sob.)

No one will fess up to owning it so it just hangs around and get used from time to time.



I really do love it though because it points out something very fundamental about the Lions as an organization, and that is their utter lack of attention to detail. Personally, if I were the licensing director for an NFL franchise deciding what to put my team's logo on, and a tape measure came along, I would make damn sure that the thing could go 10 yards. Our tape measure? 25 feet.